What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:58

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
United-JetBlue Tie Up Leaves American Airlines Bloodied - Live and Let's Fly
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Is Russia now too weak to save the Assad dictatorship in Syria again?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?